Being Bobby Brown

Self proclaimed Bad Boy Bobby Brown really stepped in it this time. Mr. Prerogative put the pedal to the metal while intoxicated this past weekend alerting the fuzz in the first place by blabbing in his cell phone. B^4 is awaiting trial for his substance-fueled escapades through the streets of L.A. All this comes on the heels of his ex-wife's coroner's report deeming the singer's death an accidental drowning.

Clearly no man can tame the strong-willed and decisive Whitney Houston, but this incident is a good example of how Bobby's bad habits may have taken over that relationship and in the end, claimed Whitney's life. Even with Whitney being laid to rest, this heathen still can't fly right. He may be a habitual lose, but he should be in mourning. Mourning over the drug abuse he encouraged for years and being left out in the cold, emotionally and financially, by Bobbi Kristina. We can only hope that he was picked up a belated birthday present for his first born daughter and an apology letter to boot.

This whole thing brings to mind Bobby's comment in an episode of Being Bobby Brown.
He gets arrested all the time because he is D.W.B., Driving While Bobby. Enough said.

Lohan is Porsche Posh in Hit and Run

Lindsay Lohan loves to give back to the community. When she's not donning a tangerine jumpsuit helping clean up California motorways, she does her part by cleaning up after the party.

The ever thoughtful Lindsay Lohan decided last night that clearing the streets of shady club managers is worth risking her probation.

The renewed redhead has gotten tangled up in a hit and run accident, which left the manager of the Hookah Lounge dubiously hurt. 

Only after finding out that Lindsay was the one behind the wheel as she peeled out of the club parking lot, is when the 26 year old laid claim to injury. When the coppers showed up, LiLo conveniently found herself in the passenger's seat, despite the swarming paparazzi's shutterbugging away.

Will this destroy her probation? What does this even mean for her new roll as Liz Taylor? Seems like we need to be making a movie about Lohan's life instead... but the chapters never seem to come to an end.

Ratings:

Trickery in switching seats: F and a 1/2

Insisting on driving yourself after partying: F

Being typical: A+

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