Being Bobby Brown

Self proclaimed Bad Boy Bobby Brown really stepped in it this time. Mr. Prerogative put the pedal to the metal while intoxicated this past weekend alerting the fuzz in the first place by blabbing in his cell phone. B^4 is awaiting trial for his substance-fueled escapades through the streets of L.A. All this comes on the heels of his ex-wife's coroner's report deeming the singer's death an accidental drowning.

Clearly no man can tame the strong-willed and decisive Whitney Houston, but this incident is a good example of how Bobby's bad habits may have taken over that relationship and in the end, claimed Whitney's life. Even with Whitney being laid to rest, this heathen still can't fly right. He may be a habitual lose, but he should be in mourning. Mourning over the drug abuse he encouraged for years and being left out in the cold, emotionally and financially, by Bobbi Kristina. We can only hope that he was picked up a belated birthday present for his first born daughter and an apology letter to boot.

This whole thing brings to mind Bobby's comment in an episode of Being Bobby Brown.
He gets arrested all the time because he is D.W.B., Driving While Bobby. Enough said.

Bobbi Kristelina

Bobbi pulls an Angelina.
Nope, she's not bulimic, but it does relate to her possibly throwing up... at least she should when she realizes what she is doing. Whitney's baby girl has been in an unusual, co-dependent relationship with her pseudo-adopted brother Nick Gordon since her tragic loss just last month.

While incest is the opportune word, we have to remember that this 19-year-old heiress is not related to her new love interest by blood, but maybe they are after all related through grief.
The only explanation I see here is that she has always had a crush on this boy and finally he sees something in her and it rhymes every bit with ka-ching. He certainly holds and shares many fond memories of better days with momma Whitney which are invaluable at this time for little Krissy. Although Nick released a statement today saying their relationship is platonic, he is no doubt working a different angle on home turf. This especially since he found out that he was not mentioned in the will. The only person I feel for in this situation is mother Cissy Houston, who has spawned offspring that have chosen less than desirable paths in life despite all well-intended efforts. If there is a void, they will fill it with something more readily available and potent, no matter how many churches you parade them around in from birth.

Word of advice Bobbi, RUN and hide your money... I might know of a very inconspicuous bank account, fyi. Stay away from the spot light... oh, and never work with Oprah again. That woman has never been more self-righteous ever in life than she was in that interview special.


“We’re just close — just going through her mom’s passing and grieving together.” - Nick Gordon


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DailyMail.co.uk

Bringing new meaning to her hit '90's song I Have Nothing, Whitney Houston has hit rock bottom and faces the ultimate insult to any diva, being penniless. Many divas before her have succumb to the growing expenses of keeping up an extremely exuberant lifestyle without singing a single note or contributing anything at all over a period of over ten years. Despite examples like the Arethas and Chakas before her, Whitney did not see this lesson in life coming. Stuffing her system with "allegedly illegal" substances has undoubtedly messed with her finances and her common sense. Going from being the world's highest paid female entertainer to begging for $100 dollars and shacking up with friends is an all time low for her, the marriage to Bobby Brown included. She is now begging her label for an advance on her coming album's earnings. With a voice that has become shaky at best and getting booed off stage, I doubt the record label will see heads or tails of that money. We can only hope that her latest venture into the film industry will pay off in her upcoming movie Sparkle which she executive-produced.

A secret source told RadarOnline:
"Whitney's fortune is gone. Music industry heavy hitters are supporting her and her label is fronting her cash against her next album, but no one knows when that will be released. She might be homeless if not for people saving her. She is broke as a joke."

P.S. I love the irony of that MasterCard logo in the background.