Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Lohan is Porsche Posh in Hit and Run

Lindsay Lohan loves to give back to the community. When she's not donning a tangerine jumpsuit helping clean up California motorways, she does her part by cleaning up after the party.
The ever thoughtful Lindsay Lohan decided last night that clearing the streets of shady club managers is worth risking her probation.

The renewed redhead has gotten tangled up in a hit and run accident, which left the manager of the Hookah Lounge dubiously hurt. 
Only after finding out that Lindsay was the one behind the wheel as she peeled out of the club parking lot, is when the 26 year old laid claim to injury. When the coppers showed up, LiLo conveniently found herself in the passenger's seat, despite the swarming paparazzi's shutterbugging away.

Will this destroy her probation? What does this even mean for her new roll as Liz Taylor? Seems like we need to be making a movie about Lohan's life instead... but the chapters never seem to come to an end.

Trickery in switching seats: F and a 1/2
Insisting on driving yourself after partying: F
Being typical: A+

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