Friday, March 2, 2012

The Demurely Charitable Lady Gaga

Looking as if on her way to her idea of Sunday mass, Lady Gaga made an appearance in her home city of New York for the launching of her Born This Way Foundation.
Rushing to create her very own We Are the World foundation, Lady Gaga after less than a few years on the scene, is commanding the world's pocketbooks.
Teaming up with Harvard University's Graduate School of Education, she is furthering the plight for bullied children everywhere.

Certainly noble work, so we're so glad she took the time to look appropriate and aware of her surroundings along with the winter climate. Even her glasses seem to have formed icicles of their own very own. Albeit, the Lady proved to be the type to put her money where her mouth is; she donated $1.2 million personally, putting speaker at the event, Oprah, to shame. I am sure she racked up those coins from tweet-earnings alone, but still, it's the thought that counts. It is much better than her generating the funds from gyrating her nether-regions on stage.

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Adrienne Bailon, wardrobe mal...intention

Mediatakeout: Adrienne Bailon
Adrienne Bailon who we have affectionately known for years as being a member of the short-lived girl group 3LW (Three Little Women) and Disney's The Cheetah girls has called the world's attention like she has been dreaming of for years.

While her voice has never been too impressive and her acting chops average at best, Adrienne has always been a sort of precious nondescript celebrity we have all loved to know was there. She was even given a roll with fellow member of 3LW, Kiely Williams, by Disney no less. We certainly saw how it turned out for Kiely who penned and starred in a low budget single, titled "[The sex was] Spectacular." When will these women stop taking a page from former Disney stars like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and start a new and unusual trend of being respectable.

Mistaking the entire world for gynecologists, Bailon stepped unto the red carpet of an industry event looking unusually drafty. Ever since Jennifer Lopez made it socially acceptable to go out in public barely hanging out of your dress, women have been pushing their luck and standards. Not realizing if the wind was coming or going, Adrienne proudly posed for pictures fit for the cover of Playboy. It seems no one is safe after dating a (Robert) Kardashian.

I am truly embarrassed for her but since this sort of thing worked for Kim; this might turn into a hidden blessing from the "Coot Fairy".

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Odom: "Now we're up in the D-Leagues..."

Lamar Odom certainly isn't "movin' on up to the east side" in any sense of the word. It is starting to feel more like the D-Leagues in Texas, as the Mavericks have not been able to jell the newly traded basketball player with his new team since coldly being traded late last year.

Odie has gone from Lakers to Mavericks and now he's practically "little league". The poor guy has clearly been affected by that horrible disease known as "the Kardashians". Khlomydia was merciless as it ravaged this man's multi-million dollar career in under two years. His management is however attributing this downgrade to the effect the NBA lock-out, his adjusting to new surroundings and his elderly father's stricken state have had on him. They also added that they hope to see him return in full form shortly.

"I've had some luck lately..."
Downgrading your husband from winning the first gold in years for the U.S. at the FIBA World Championships and contracts with major fitness conglomerates to practically being the janitor is no small feat. We have Khloe's unrelenting reality show filming schedule and immaculate ball crushing genes to thank for it. Credit is also due to his newly found passion for being a make-shift socialite's husband on Cable television. He chose his poison. Though it won't be all bad. The team's owner, Mark Cuban, says according to TMZ "[he] needs to get in great shape and then rejoin the Mavs... D-League is rehab". I am sure his annual $8.9 million salary still stands, if that's any consolation. With any luck that will tide his label-loving wife, Khloe, over for two months or so. How ever will they manage?
This public humiliation and ego-crushing lambasting must be some sort of hazing for their new teammate... or at least payback for willingly parading and sullying his brand all over television.

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