Thursday, April 5, 2012

Kimye West - Kim and Kanye are dating

Kanye has been sniffing around Kim Kardashian in the media for years, claiming she is the perfect woman for him. Inviting her on exclusive trips to his business ventures, including a failed puppet show, where Kim bit the bullet and didn't take herself seriously for once.

Well, it's official that these two are dating. Yes, Kanye is taking on yet another stunner, but this time she has her own money. Unlike Amber though, Kim lacks in the integrity department. We all know Kanye has said in the past that he would love to marry a porn star, and apparently Kim K. is the closest thing he could find. We all know Kanye is no virgin to indecent exposure himself so these two are a match made in coital heaven.

Listen to Kanye's love proclamation in his record, "Theraflu" where he says “I admit I fell in love with Kim / around same time she had fell in love with him”.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Being Bobby Brown

Self proclaimed Bad Boy Bobby Brown really stepped in it this time. Mr. Prerogative put the pedal to the metal while intoxicated this past weekend alerting the fuzz in the first place by blabbing in his cell phone. B^4 is awaiting trial for his substance-fueled escapades through the streets of L.A. All this comes on the heels of his ex-wife's coroner's report deeming the singer's death an accidental drowning.

Clearly no man can tame the strong-willed and decisive Whitney Houston, but this incident is a good example of how Bobby's bad habits may have taken over that relationship and in the end, claimed Whitney's life. Even with Whitney being laid to rest, this heathen still can't fly right. He may be a habitual lose, but he should be in mourning. Mourning over the drug abuse he encouraged for years and being left out in the cold, emotionally and financially, by Bobbi Kristina. We can only hope that he was picked up a belated birthday present for his first born daughter and an apology letter to boot.

This whole thing brings to mind Bobby's comment in an episode of Being Bobby Brown.
He gets arrested all the time because he is D.W.B., Driving While Bobby. Enough said.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Robert Kardashian is a Fame Monster

Attention seeking seems to be coursing through Robert Kardashian's veins just like his sisters'. The rich kid from birth and his tattooed sleeve were detained last night for a nasty incident between him and a photog.

"Sources close to Rob tell TMZ he was out with some friends when he saw a photog taking pictures from across the street. We're told Rob thought it would be funny to start sprinting towards the photog ... but the photog didn't laugh and instead ran away screaming for help."

This sounds like a terrible case of when coat-tail riders attack. There is no doubt Robby was not satisfied with the angles this poor man, who was inconceivably afraid of Rob, was snapping away during an outing Sunday night. The ever vain Kardashian simply wanted his close up with Mr. DeMille and stopped at nothing to get it. Unfortunately he was released just hours later from the back of the police car. Not being taken to jail completely ruined all his Tweets he was cooking up as he sat in handcuffs expecting the worst. I guess only the feeble photographer will be seen as the victim this time, Rob... oh well. 

" you down 'til you love me, Papa..Paparazzi."

Friday, March 23, 2012

Kim was absolutely floured

Some woman, who Kim can only describe as "jaallooous" dashed cooking flour all over Kim's shiny extensions and clothing at an event last night. Kardashian, dressed in black from head to toe, was promoting her new fragrance line, True Reflection, when a wild, powder-thrower appeared.

In true Kim Kardashian style, after the encounter she went to the bathroom, wiped it off and kept going as if nothing happened. I can only imagine that the new scent's repugnance drove this poor woman over the edge. Convinced the smell came from none other than the product pusher herself, Ms. Lady understandably took to cooking flour to out K.K.'s fire.