We've now heard it all. Carlashes™! Quote:"Decorative Fashion Accessory". Normally reserved for women and drag queens to torture themselves with, now your cars can join in on the fun too. Eyelashes for your car, available at Amazon no less, are a decorative solution for those tired, droopy looking headlights.
I'm sure it would cost more to ship these than they're worth in time and money.
Neat tip: Try old motor oil as a mascara substitute!
Tools needed: Paint brush and annual pass to Disney World.
Some kinda infomercial below: