Odom: "Now we're up in the D-Leagues..."

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Lamar Odom certainly isn't "movin' on up to the east side" in any sense of the word. It is starting to feel more like the D-Leagues in Texas, as the Mavericks have not been able to jell the newly traded basketball player with his new team since coldly being traded late last year.

Odie has gone from Lakers to Mavericks and now he's practically "little league". The poor guy has clearly been affected by that horrible disease known as "the Kardashians". Khlomydia was merciless as it ravaged this man's multi-million dollar career in under two years. His management is however attributing this downgrade to the effect the NBA lock-out, his adjusting to new surroundings and his elderly father's stricken state have had on him. They also added that they hope to see him return in full form shortly.

"I've had some luck lately..."

Downgrading your husband from winning the first gold in years for the U.S. at the FIBA World Championships and contracts with major fitness conglomerates to practically being the janitor is no small feat. We have Khloe's unrelenting reality show filming schedule and immaculate ball crushing genes to thank for it. Credit is also due to his newly found passion for being a make-shift socialite's husband on Cable television. He chose his poison. Though it won't be all bad. The team's owner, Mark Cuban, says according to TMZ "[he] needs to get in great shape and then rejoin the Mavs... D-League is rehab". I am sure his annual $8.9 million salary still stands, if that's any consolation. With any luck that will tide his label-loving wife, Khloe, over for two months or so. How ever will they manage?
This public humiliation and ego-crushing lambasting must be some sort of hazing for their new teammate... or at least payback for willingly parading and sullying his brand all over television.

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Project Runaway Bride

Heidi Klum and her husband of seven years Seal are calling it quits after 6 years of marriage.
With all of their family trips around town together as one big happy troupe, no one saw this coming.

The gravy train has come to a screeching halt for hubby Seal who cryptically tweeted earlier today "The end." He has gotten to live easy while Klum developed and successfully launched several television shows around the globe and built a fitness brand. Her nack and success in business doesn't seem to have crossed over into her personal life, as this Victoria Secret angel just can't keep a man. The couple has a tradition of renewing their vows every year. It seems more likely that they are trying to rekindle their marriage over and over again by doing that, rather than expressing their undying love. At least we can say they tried to keep it together after one year, but their efforts gave way in the seventh, all of THREE children later.

I can't imagine Seal has enjoyed playing background to his super model wife whose star power continues to balloon beyond that of any model before her.

I'm  sure going to miss seeing a pregnant Heidi Klum in every other season of Project Runway though, but with four rascals already running around, it's probably for the best.

*Update: Seal states he will not remove his wedding ring and asks public to respect their children.