Odom: "Now we're up in the D-Leagues..."

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Lamar Odom certainly isn't "movin' on up to the east side" in any sense of the word. It is starting to feel more like the D-Leagues in Texas, as the Mavericks have not been able to jell the newly traded basketball player with his new team since coldly being traded late last year.

Odie has gone from Lakers to Mavericks and now he's practically "little league". The poor guy has clearly been affected by that horrible disease known as "the Kardashians". Khlomydia was merciless as it ravaged this man's multi-million dollar career in under two years. His management is however attributing this downgrade to the effect the NBA lock-out, his adjusting to new surroundings and his elderly father's stricken state have had on him. They also added that they hope to see him return in full form shortly.

"I've had some luck lately..."

Downgrading your husband from winning the first gold in years for the U.S. at the FIBA World Championships and contracts with major fitness conglomerates to practically being the janitor is no small feat. We have Khloe's unrelenting reality show filming schedule and immaculate ball crushing genes to thank for it. Credit is also due to his newly found passion for being a make-shift socialite's husband on Cable television. He chose his poison. Though it won't be all bad. The team's owner, Mark Cuban, says according to TMZ "[he] needs to get in great shape and then rejoin the Mavs... D-League is rehab". I am sure his annual $8.9 million salary still stands, if that's any consolation. With any luck that will tide his label-loving wife, Khloe, over for two months or so. How ever will they manage?
This public humiliation and ego-crushing lambasting must be some sort of hazing for their new teammate... or at least payback for willingly parading and sullying his brand all over television.

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Khloe snags a dad

Good for her! or Publicity Stunt?

Khloe K.O. has since the beginning held on to Robert Kardashian being her biological father, despite convincing interviews from his exes and the obvious phenotypical evidence to the contrary.

Now Khloe has seen the light and I am sure, a definitive paternity test. Her father has now been confirmed as being non other than Alex Roldan. Kris Jenner's former hairstylist throughout the '80's and '90's. The website Hollywoodite might be the linchpin in getting this long awaited family connection to happen, as they had the good sense to do some digging and compare photographs of the two.

This not only gives Khloe a father figure in her life after the devastating loss and lifelong grieving over Robert. It gives Khloe a new family member to love amid the divorces and struggle with conceiving her own child.

I am not sure if this brings hope for Khloe's disposition improving or not, along with her cynical attitude, but this will certainly improve her self-esteem. Kris Jenner's keeping Khloe away from her father, even after the death of her "step-in" dad Robert, is unfathomable. K.O. does not seem to mind though, as she is all smiles in this unconventional family portrait despite the shame the characterless Jenner has brought on her family.