Adrienne Bailon, wardrobe mal...intention

Mediatakeout: Adrienne Bailon

Adrienne Bailon who we have affectionately known for years as being a member of the short-lived girl group 3LW (Three Little Women) and Disney's The Cheetah girls has called the world's attention like she has been dreaming of for years.

While her voice has never been too impressive and her acting chops average at best, Adrienne has always been a sort of precious nondescript celebrity we have all loved to know was there. She was even given a roll with fellow member of 3LW, Kiely Williams, by Disney no less. We certainly saw how it turned out for Kiely who penned and starred in a low budget single, titled "[The sex was] Spectacular." When will these women stop taking a page from former Disney stars like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and start a new and unusual trend of being respectable.


Mistaking the entire world for gynecologists, Bailon stepped unto the red carpet of an industry event looking unusually drafty. Ever since Jennifer Lopez made it socially acceptable to go out in public barely hanging out of your dress, women have been pushing their luck and standards. Not realizing if the wind was coming or going, Adrienne proudly posed for pictures fit for the cover of Playboy. It seems no one is safe after dating a (Robert) Kardashian.

I am truly embarrassed for her but since this sort of thing worked for Kim; this might turn into a hidden blessing from the "Coot Fairy".



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Get a whiff of Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez, now 42, hasn't hung up her perfumer hat as of yet. The 1/4 actress, 1/4 singer, 1/2 opportunist is launching a new fragrance to fill the world's nostrils with. The perfume, prosaically titled Glowing, plays of her one-time successful fragrance Glo by JLo.

The former Mrs. Anthony is quick to point out that this new scent is a more mature version of her first release. Her newest creative direction even utilizes a built in novelty feature as the atomizer glows when you press it. I get it now, so grown up and mature. Oh, and so kid-friendly too. Honestly, if that doesn't get an inquisitive child to unintentionally spray themselves in the eyes I don't know what will.

 “Glowing is such a clean fragrance,” Lopez told Women’s Wear Daily. “That’s what I’ve always been about. I like soapy, clean smells." Considering her recent lecherous extramarital affair with boy-toy Casper Smart I can see why she opted for a more purifying fragrance choice. Too bad though that no matter how many bottles of Glowing she goes through in a day, nothing will wash away all the shame of 2011. Deserting her infant twins to go indulge a younger man with expensive trips and gifts is by far the most ignorant rerun of Britney Spears I have ever seen.

So what does JLo really smell like these days?

"This is a very woodsy scent. So it’s not exactly what I created 10 years ago — it’s the evolution of that. At the essence, it’s still natural, earthy, clean and real, but a little different side of that. It’s the woodsy side of it, which I think is kind of New York-y, darker and sexier.” - Jennifer Lopez

Right, nothing says nature, clean or woodsy quite like New York City. Perfect inductive reasoning from a savvy business woman. I can only imagine the respect she must command from her employees at JLo Co, strutting into her boardroom to display the scent's promotional photo. The HBIC herself, stark naked and soaking wet for all to see, with her tumultuous personal life being equally as in your face and unscrupulous. You have to admit though, with her career choices, from her recent tenure at American Idol as a judge, raking in up to $20 million per season, clothing line Sweetface, and marginal recognition in both music and film, JLo can stretch a talent-less penny like no other.

JLo and Casper, Valentine's Day 2012

Katya No-cover Plus Model Mag

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Katya Zharkova created a buzz this week with controversial lines like “Twenty years ago the average fashion model weighed 8% less than the average woman. Today she weighs 23% less.” and “Most runway models meet the Body Mass Index physical criteria for Anorexia." in the latest PLUS Model Magazine."



You see, when you drop "facts" like that people take notice. Let's not forget though, that dropping your draws also helps. So she did BOTH, because she's so invested in these issues. The plight of the modern plus sized beauty according to the mag, is about not being able to find fashionable options and the feeling of being bombarded with weight loss ads. The provoking part of it all is not just her bending over to show her jelly hams to the world, it's the fact that she is seen intimately embracing a mysterious "normal-size" model in a few of the shots. We don't really know what it means. Do they want the fashion worlds to embrace each other or are they just using sexuality in comparing their body shapes because they couldn't think of anything else?

Her confidence is really inspiring and she's beautiful to boot, not to mention flexible in her 5ft 10" frame.